son #2: "Why do our real clothes have to match, but not our pajamas?"
Note to self--try to wash correct tops with the matching pants, at the same time.
son #1 to son #2: "Let's sleep out in the living room. But don't worry, you won't be scared. The tree lights will be on all night."
Note--yes, we are wasteful and leave our tree lights on all night. I love Christmas, OK?